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cydoniahype: gay-for-tre: But we’ll forget about these rules and focus on banning homosexuality. I just got out the bible and checked all these - It’s all true, actually. hm Leviticus 19:19 “Keep my decrees.  Do not mate different kinds of animals [does that include breeding mules? or Labradoodles?].  Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.  Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.

cydoniahype:

gay-for-tre:

But we’ll forget about these rules and focus on banning homosexuality.

I just got out the bible and checked all these - It’s all true, actually.

hm

Leviticus 19:19 “Keep my decrees.  Do not mate different kinds of animals [does that include breeding mules? or Labradoodles?].  Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.  Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.

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Tagged: Leviticus is Moses straight-up quoting God. he's like that guy that insists on reading the entire rule book before playing a board game a..., ...and he just goes on and on and by the end you've completely toned him out cause those rules suck anyway and you're just gonna make it ..., ...up as you go along cause your rules are more fun, .
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