achilles owning a shirt that says ‘if lost return to patroclus’ and patroclus owning the ‘i am patroclus’ shirt
i love those shirts because alone they make no sense. You’re patroclus ? good for you man.
It keeps people from thinking he’s Achilles and murdering him
She thinks she is helping me study
but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.
in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room
why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuanaoh
Is it just me or is that a lot of pot for two batches of brownies?
HOLY SHIT I NEVER KNEW THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL GIF
I’VE NEVER SEEN THE ORIGINAL BEFORE
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
we love you pete
~ A Pushing Daisies AU
Derek is nine years old when he discovers the gift that he’s been given. A gift that he didn’t necessarily ask for. Derek can touch dead things and bring them back to life. But not without consequences and conditions, many of which are heartbreaking.
Many years later, his path crosses that of his childhood sweetheart, Stiles, in very unfortunate circumstances. But now, Derek’s gift gives him the power to save Stiles. And damned be the consequences.
“Where are we going?” Derek asks instead.
“Beacon Hills,” Allison answers him, and Derek’s heart skips up a bit at the name of his home town. “You ever been there?”
“You could say that,” Derek says, letting out a deep breath. “I kinda grew up there. Before boarding school.”
“Well, get ready to go back then,” Allison says, “You free this afternoon?”
“I can ask Scott to keep an eye on the restaurant,” Derek nods, “I’ve done all my baking for today. So… this dead guy from Beacon Hills, does he have a name?”
“Gościsław Stilinski,” Allison says, and Derek’s heart stops beating.
“Stiles…” he whispers out, swallowing around the lump in his throat.
Six months ago, I snapped my glasses in half, and today I finally managed to find a glue strong enough to fix them! Yaaaay, science!