weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
With an url like “barebacking”, was there ever a doubt?
i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time
This is 100% true.
how many people who reblogged this know thats griffon ramsey i wonder
She makes chainsaw carvings!
is michael cera even a real person?
I’m about 56% sure he’s actually a hairless muppet.
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
both of which can be enjoyed with cocktail sauce
this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.
but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me.
I’m about 97% sure we’re not seeing the same gif
Dylan’s latest Instagram Pic
Stiles Christmas postcard for the amazing Maichan ^o^ I hope I drew all Dylan’s moles properly.
Happy Holidays to you! ♥
This story by halffizzbin has been a long-time top five favorite. =D