mr spock, please organise a dance party

moonpaw:

polyglotplatypus:

Love Is Stored in The You

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serazienne:

bottomsona:

if the only men you’re attracted to are fictional or celebrities, you’re not attracted to men

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2018 in selfies

bonehandledknife:

benepla:

altersociety:

OMFG THIS IS ME TALKING TO BABIES

im obsessed w this video

Omfg u think this is funny without sound fucking turn it on i beg of u im laughjng sohard icangbreatheee

stream:

Iron Man 2 (2010) | Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

madlori:

taraljc:

askjdhlfsjkhd:

theinturnetexplorer:

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This awesome dad spent over $4250 and 350 hours turning his daughter’s bedroom into this magical treehouse. The project took 18 months.

“My daughter wanted a fairy tree in her room that she could sit inside and read books”

dad goals

LIFE GOALS.

(I want a magical tree house for reading now, too.)

Source: [x]

ETA: actual nifty interview with the dad.

That’s cute but all I can think is “Great, she’ll love that for one (1) year and then the resale value of the house is ruined for any buyer that doesn’t have a five year old girl.”

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My teenage step daughter (because I have one of those now) just informed me this Make Myself Feel Better post is in fact a “Glow Up”. So, you know. Goals.

twelvetrillionbees:
“ lord-kitschener:
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“ raisehelia:
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What is wrong with my brain that THAT’s the song it went to?

(This was take 2 because I can’t seem to figure out ivideo, which is why Kate is laughing so much.)

In which my face does the thing.

jonbutter:

I have this clip from Teen Wolf saved on my computer as physicalcomedy.mov because this is my all time favorite physical comedy bit.

Nothing gets me like Michael J. Fox trying to run down a very wet & slippery hallway.

beckersher:

beckersher:

Trying out the in-site backup feature cause why not.  It took four days to compile and supply me a file to download, and now I’m sitting here watching an infinity sized file slowly seep onto my hard drive.

Now, I know I’ve been on this freaking website since 2009, but jesus.  This is a 7.5 GB zip file currently, and it’s still downloading.

Update:  Currently at 29GB

Second Update:  The download was small peas.  It’s the unzipping of a 30GB file that is taking the time.  7-Zip currently estimates a total of 9hrs to completion and is adding a couple seconds to that estimate every second.

On the plus side, I now have every photo, sound file, and video I’ve ever posted on my blog on my hard drive.  So far I’ve watched a clip of how to make mozzarella filled onion rings and a group of men doing a choreographed dance on that famous skyscraper helipad in downtown Los Angeles.  Ideally, the last step will be an html file that compiles it all together so I can view it in website format, but hope remains thin.  The files themselves will suffice. 

Overall, the process is worth it, albeit time consuming, just in case I lose function of this blog in any capacity.

It’s been real, internet.  Good luck to you all.

beckersher:

Trying out the in-site backup feature cause why not.  It took four days to compile and supply me a file to download, and now I’m sitting here watching an infinity sized file slowly seep onto my hard drive.

Now, I know I’ve been on this freaking website since 2009, but jesus.  This is a 7.5 GB zip file currently, and it’s still downloading.

Update:  Currently at 29GB